cakap cakap. Life expectancy. Not good!

Selamat Pagi Malaysia...

What is Malaysia's life expectancy in 2020? On Average 74.4 years.

What is the life expectancy in Australia in 2020? On Average 81.2 years.

Any way you want to look at it, when you are, like me, 75 years old, the journey to the Happy Hunting grounds up there in the sky, has either started or is about to start dalam masa terdekat. The life expectancy in Malaysia or Australia, give or take five years, tells me that my ‘use by date’ or, as some of you would prefer to say, ‘expiration date’, can now be counted on the fingers of one hand! Wooha!

How does that make me feel? One phrase that comes to my mind is “At peace with myself”.

Despite my ongoing ‘dialogue’ with King Dollah.

Inspite of whatever is going on with Mr Sultan Down South and his Pendek son.

And…what with all the venom and spite coming from the usual riff raffs of cybertroopers who make a living out of running an old man like me to the ground…..all things considered, I am ok lah!

Malaysia is okay too. …or maybe the right phrase to use is “Malaysia will be okay!”. We are so deep in corruption and hubris that there is only one way we can go now…UP.

Can there be a more blur prime minister than Ismail Sabri? Not possible.

Can the Malays in Umno choose a worse Advisor than the Convicted Felon? Not possible.

What about our King Dollah?

I would have to think a bit about that because the next King from Down South is either a lunatic or mad. For those of you who are wondering, what is the difference between being a lunatic and being mad?…

• Idi Amin : Mad.

• Ghaddafi : Lunatic.

You decide which one Mr. Sultan Down South is.

Between the father and that Pendek son of his, what the other is not, the other one is. Kan!