Ismail Sabri : Turtle on a Post or Dedicated follower of Fashion?

Ismail Sabri reminds me of the post turtle!

‘When you’re driving down a country road, and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle. You know he didn’t get up there by himself. He doesn’t belong there; you wonder who put him there; he can’t get anything done while he’s up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing down.’ is that not Ismail Sabri described to a T!

And he thinks he is a dedicated follower of fashion! Really?

Please, someone...just shoot him and put him out of his self-inflicted misery! That would be the kindest thing anyone can do for him.