LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE

Laughter the Best Medicine in these troubled times!

The new normal in Malaysia : If you are a thief or a robber who rob and scam people, PDRM can arrest you for impersonating a politician.

If you are bodoh and blur, clueless and dongeng, PDRM can arrest you for impersonating a prime minister.

Have you heard about McDonald new Mail Bera Value Meal? You can order anything you like for your keluarga and tell the cashier that you do not have to pay because every one in your family is wearing a batik print shirt.

Have you heard what FLOM said when somebody in front of her complained that the McDonald new FLOM Value Mea was too expensive? She said that If you had melabur dari kechil, you would have been able to afford the meal.

Have you heard about the McDonald new Najib Value meal? You order anything you like and then tell the cashier “ Saya tak tahu siapa nak bayar” or “Saudi bayar”.

Have you heard about the Mconald New Mahiaddin Value Meal? You can order anything you like and then tell the cashier “Abah bayar!”.

Rosmah has announced that henceforth all females convicted of money laundering and bribery charges will be given a “Get Out of Jail” pass. But they must be married to a Prime Minister .

Q: What’s the difference between Umno and a cow? A: You can’t milk a cow for 60 years and counting.

And here is that pathetic Kepit Man groveling trying to please the president of the United States who also happened to be as pathetic as Kepit Man himself. Kepit Man would have kissed Trump's behind if that is what it takes to persuade Trump to order the US State Department to stop investigating penyelewengan at 1MDB.