Merdeka Day Will Be Different this Year!

DSAI cell in Sungai Buloh will finally be earning its keep.

Dollah's good friend should be spending Merdeka Day in that cell with, maybe, Chicken Curry for lunch on that auspicious day, while Dollah will be inviting other V VIPs to his Istana to partake in a sumptuous dinner, minus the Convicted Felon.

Surely, even as King, Dollah Pendek will not be able to arrange furlough for his Pekan mate to join him for Merdeka Festivities in Merdeka Square, kan? Or can he?

Does Dollah have enough kuasa to do that?

Seriously...if Dollah titah Sungai Buloh to give that Pekan guy a day pass to join Dollah on the dais in Merdeka Square to review the Merdeka Parade, will Sungai Buloh obliged? It bears thinking, kan?

Our King and Banduan Number One taking the Merdeka Day Parade Salute together? He he he...that would really be a first, for any Head of State kan? And must not forget Kak Rosmah and her Hermes Bag holding hands with the Raja Permaisuri Agong...or should I say the Old Hag with Her Hermes Bag standing beside Mrs King?

Whatever lah!

August this year will see this Dead Man Walking aka Convicted Felon aka Bossku aka Kepit Man on his last leg of trying to escape justice with the help of his Hot Shot Lawyer or QC - whatever and whoever lah...I don't care.

I just want him to start serving his sentence. Lock him up and throw the key away. That would be the best Merdeka Day for me, ever, bar the one in 1957 when our beloved Tunku ushered in Merdeka with us, many many years ago.