NAZRI CALLS BLOGGER AN IDIOT.

Selamat Pagi Malaysia. Belum habis lagi cerita si Nazri di tolak sebagai calon Duta Malaysia ka Switzerland ka?

Let me story you.

My sources in K Hell, and at the summit of the Swiss Alps, tells me that there was some confusion within Wisma Putra as to whether it was Haflin Saiful or Nazri Aziz who wanted to be the Malaysian Ambassador designate to Switzerland. As Haflin resides in Paris, Wisma Putra thought it prudent to calonkan the Padang Rengas MP instead.

Some mischievous wag in Paris, swears that Haflin, in anticipation of a December 2021 appointment, has already purchased skis, ski boots, goggles, a helmet and ski poles for use during the Swiss December to April skiing season when the snow is best for skiing. Alas, all that will have to go into storage. Where she will find space to fit those newly purchased ski gear in her already well stocked wardrobe in Paris is moot. Maybe...and I say maybe ..maybe Nazri might have to find her alternative, more gracious and generous living quarters in the 16th arrondissement of Paris? Lucky Haflin!

For the uninitiated, there is no snow, no historic cafés and first-class museums in Padang Rengas. That is why Haflin prefers to reside in Paris. As for the Padanag Rengas mari Idiot, he is more at home in Kuala Kangsar than Paris, but even an idiot knows not to leave his trophy wife in Paris alone kan? Nudge nudge, wink wink!

For now, Nazri is contemplating whether he wants to accept the post of President of Petronas (a post NOT being offered to him by anybody) or choose retirement in Paris instead of Padang Rengas. Reliable sources in Padang Rengas tells me that he is unlikely to choose either as both these position do not have Ministerial status.

While Nazri is in Paris consoling Haflin on the missed skiing at St Moritz, Padang Rengas is missing a village idiot. Enough said.

Hussein Hamid

13th January 2022

Melbourne