Please Don't Shoot The Messenger! He Might Shoot Back!

They want me to play by the rules. Do not touch the Royals. Leave the government alone and do not belittle the authorities and law enforcement agencies. Never comment provocatively on race or religion because the people are not sophisticated enough to deal with these issues responsibly. Be a responsible blogger and do the right thing for those who read what I write. Really?

Huh…play by the rules? What rules?

In Johor, 38 Barisan Nasional representatives supported the appointment of Hasni as MB. Mr. Sultan Down South wanted his own running dog in the kennel so that when Mr Sultan said sit, the dog will sit. When Mr Sultan said fetch, the dog will fetch. And Umno obliged.

The authorities and law enforcement agencies are a joke. Some idiot makes a police report about a blogger that they are upset with, and the police makes a media announcement of same. To what ends? To impress, the idiot making the report that the police are taking action against the bloggers. Kiss my arse. In Australia, if I can call him Dollah, the authorities will simply ask me…is that his name? And I will say, of course, Dollah is his name. And that is the end of it.…done. No les majeste! Of course, they might question me further if I used Dollah Pendek. And they will ask me...why that 'pendek' word...it is not on his passport? And I will have to explain that 'pendek' means short. and anyone looking at Dollah will say that he is indeed short. Very pendek. Kan? And the Police here will just smile and say....right on!

Who says that the people in Malaysia are not mature or sophisticated enough to deal with race and religion issues? Sophistication? Maturity? Huh! Do not talk about this when you have a prime minister who seriously thinks that a sumpah laknat absolves him from criminal deeds. Work on making that PM mature and sophisticated first.

I am a responsible blogger.

I am taking responsibility to tell all who will listen to me, about the follies and evil deeds of Kings, Prime Minister and any other corrupt and greedy idiots. My only regret is that I do not have the resources and the time to do this work better and more comprehensively than what I am doing now. But it will do for now.

I am now not only a person of interest to PDRM, but also to the Duli Yang Maha Mulia Yang di Pertuan Agong…the same Duli that I tak peduli! Enough said.